Ultraklystron - Romance Language
All tracks written, performed, mixed, recorded and produced by Karl Olson, except for "shoujo n' shonen," which was written and performed by Karl Olson, Danielle Prokop and David Cheong, and was recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson and David Cheong.
Copyright 2007.
Romance Language tackles some different ground for nerdcore. The main focus of the disc is an 11 song arc about romance, love and various other things in that vein. Musically, everything from classic hiphop to crunk to grimecore to ambient/hiphop fusion is in play, likely much to dismay of perspective listeners. Meanwhile, the bonus tracks feature some remastered rarities from the RhymeTorrents compilations, some remixes (or perhaps rather premixes) of songs that'll be featured on Opensource Lyricist and some songs that ultimately didn't fit the flow of Opensource Lyricist or the arc nor of Romance Language. It clocks in 20 tracks officially, though there might be a few hidden tracks too ;). It's 8 bucks including S&H.

Critical Praise for Romance Language:
"Karl Olson weaves a complex web of sense images in his work [...] you won't be disappointed." - Z, Hipster Please!.

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Songs:
broken sutures - lyrics
girls with glasses - lyrics
cosplay-free saturday - lyrics
shoujo n' shonen (feat. nursehella & baddd spellah) - lyrics
hearts bangin - lyrics
well that's moe - lyrics
chocolat cay-kee - lyrics
amour - lyrics
sunlight - lyrics
home - lyrics
girls with glasses (reprise) - lyrics
front to the back (k-beam remix) - lyrics
so long kids (remix) - lyrics
scenester blues (remaster) - lyrics
opensource lyricist (remix) - lyrics
the mind explodes (remaster) - lyrics
cuteness (remix) - lyrics
gleam - lyrics
hit reply (remix) - lyrics
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Copyright 2007 Karl Olson
Girls With Glasses
by Karl Olson

v1.
Average otaku with more figurines than friends
A Moe-phile baka who can't even defend
His odd tastes and his annoying habits
And his backpack in the shape of cabbit
That's cat-rabbit for those not in the know
They also have gems which can easily glow
And they turn into spaceships with superfast transport
But that doesn't absolve me from the fact I can't escort
A member of the opposite sex on a date
Cause when I ask out a girl all I get is hate
They call me mega-ecchi and a reprobate
But that is nerdcore cred and it is my fate
So I retreat to the figures - turn on my machine
Fire up the DVD with megane-ko scenes
And then write a review and send it over the tubes
To be read by precious few who are basically n00bs

ch.
Another NEET-day / going slow as molasses
Dreaming via manga / about girls with glasses
Eating breakfast cereal / while reading up on Nana
Then I buy Dengeki / for the Shokugan no Shana
Moe girls in towels / getting ready for the sauna

v2.
But it's not like I'm like / those other dudes on the net
Complaining about weight / though themselves heavy set
It's not looks first for me / it's about intellect
And morality too / though that is hard to detect
Until you start a conversation / and begin to relate
But the best strategy can be / quite a debate
And I have little advice about / how to approach this
Cause every girl I have dated / made the first move and so this
MC though not innocent / is not a good choice
When it comes to looking for / a reasonable voice
About how to get bishoujos / with the antenna hair
For me it's just been luck / and the occaisional prayer
And I'm sure for me to say that / is so pleonastic
Though I can say it's OK / to be so scholastic
Girls love nerds too / and I say that as proof
Just be yourself first / and just keep aloof

(ch.)

v3.
So don't give into your fears / Let me make it so clear
All you need is spirit / to connect with some peers
And Soon you'll have a friend / a significant other
Or maybe even not / if that matches your druthers
But anyone can be the hero / and can save the day
Look at the Moon Princess / Alucreid
You wouldn't think she'd be the heroine just on looks
But she can off vampires in any cranny or nook.
And Tohno seems more far-fetched with his whack megane
But he's raw and he would even tear apart haibane
But he only kills when there's someone to defend
So he's the kind of guy on which you can depend
Thus he gets ladies / though life ain't the same
As an manga / slash doujinshi game
But take note of that / when you're feeling down
Just be your own person / and never the clown

ch.(x2)